contoh dialog lucu bahasa inggris
1. contoh dialog lucu bahasa inggris
Mom: get up Liam, you will be late for school
Liam: but I don’t wanna go, all the teachers and students hate me
Mom: you have to go
Liam: give me one reason why I should go
Mom: your 35, and your the principal
Semoga membantu....
2. dialog lucu bahasa inggris
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
garing kah?
3. Contoh pengalaman lucu dalam bahasa inggris
Jawaban:
In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.
4. contoh cerita lucu dalam bahasa inggris ?
A woman got headaches for several days, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor then asked a question to her. “How old are you?” asked the doctor. Hmmm, “I do not remember Doc, but I’ll try to think” After thinking within one minute, she finally answered and said, “Yes, I remember now, when I got married, I was eighteen years old, and my husband was thirty. Now, my husband sixty. Sixty is equal with two times of thirty. So, my age is two multiplied by eighteen. That is thirty six years old.”There was once a foolish farmer. he had a good hen. then he gave him an egg every day. he shold the eggs and got much money. the farmer thought, "There must be many eggs inside the hen. if I kill the hen, I shall get many eggs in one day, and I shall get much money at once." so, he caught the hen, and killed it. but when he cut it open, he did not find any eggs inside. then hen was dead. the farmer could get no more eggs, he cloud get no more money either.
5. bahasa inggrisnya karena itu terlalu lucu
because that is so funnyBecause,it's so funny
-maaf jika kurang tepat,semoga membantu:)
6. contoh cerita lucu dalam kehidupan sehari hari dalam bahasa inggris
when you called the wrong person
7. contoh cerita lucu atau spoof singkat bahasa inggris
Thomas edison tried two tousand different materials in search of a proper filament for a light bulb. His assistant complained, "all our work is useless." Edison replied, "perfectly! We have come a long way and we have learned a lot. We know that there are two thousand elements which we cannot use to make a good light bulb."
8. contoh teks recount dalam bahasa inggris tentang pengalaman yang lucu
My Horrible Experiences
Let me remind you my experience during an earthquake last week. When the earthquake happened, I was on my car. I was driving home from my vocation to Bali.
Suddenly my car lunched to one side, to the left. I thought I got flat tire. I did not know that it was an earthquake. I knew it was an earthquake when I saw some telephone and electricity poles falling down to the ground, like matchsticks.
Then I saw a lot of rocks tumbling across the road. I was trapped by the rock. Even I could not move my car at all. There were rocks everywhere. There was nothing I could do but left the car and walked along way to my house, in the town.
When I reached my town, I was so surprised that there was almost nothing left. The earthquake made a lot of damage to my town. Although nothing was left, I thanked God that nobody was seriously injured.
9. Berikan contoh teks pidato bahasa inggris lucu bahasa arab
Good morning all of anybody
The most respectable Mr. Jay as my English teacher and all my friends that I love so much.
First of all, let’s say thank to our God, because of the blessing given to us, we can meet here for doing the speech to cover our responsibility in doing the pratical national exam.
Before delivering my speech if would be better if I introduce my self. I am Mohammad Nur Fawaiq, I would tell you about my speech entitled “environmental damage in Indonesia”.
صباح الخير جميعاً
السيد جاي المحترم كمدرس للغة الإنجليزية وجميع أصدقائي الذين أحبهم كثيرًا.
بادئ ذي بدء ، دعنا نقول الحمد لله ، بسبب البركة التي أعطيت لنا ، يمكننا أن نجتمع هنا لإلقاء الخطاب لتغطية مسؤوليتنا في إجراء الامتحان الوطني العملي.
قبل أن ألقي خطابي ، إذا كان من الأفضل أن أقدم نفسي. أنا محمد نور فويق ، أود أن أخبركم عن حديثي بعنوان "الضرر البيئي في إندونيسيا".
Maaf kalah salah10. contoh dialog lucu anekdot bahasa indonesia untuk 6 orang
HOLIDAY waktu sedang liburan, seorang anak sedang merencanakan liburan. hingga pada akhirnya, dia menemukan tempat yang pas untuk liburan, ia akan berlibur ke Timika. ia ingin pergi ke timika karena dia melihat di internet. di internet tampak gambar-gambar di timika sangat menarik untuk di kunjungi.
ketika ia pergi ke bandara untuk membeli tiket, ia agak kesulitan. tapi akhirnya dia mendapatkan tiketnya.
ketika perjalanan menggunakan pesawat, ia diberi makanan,minuman. dengan senang dan bahagia ia memakan semua jajanan dan minum. ketika habis, ada seorang pramugari sedang menawarkan barang dagangan:
anak:" mbak, saya mau pulpen itu dong"
pramugari :" baik, barangnya silahkan ambil di depan ketika turun ya"
anak :" ok"
ketika turun dari pesawat, si anak pergi ke pramugari tersebut
anak :" mbak, mana pulpen saya???"
pramugari : "baik, ini barangnya"
si anak langsung pergi membawa pulpen yang diinginkanya
pramugari : "Loh! bayar dulu!"
anak ": loh??? bukanya semua yang ada di pesawat gratis ya???? tadi saya dapat makan minum gratis tuh?"
11. bahasa inggrisnya dia sangat lucu
She/he is so cute.
maaf jika kurang tepatshe or he is funny
mungkin itu
12. berikan contoh cerita lucu masa kecil dalam bahasa inggris
Jawaban:
This is based on a true story.
So I used to wake up early in the morning on Sunday, I had a day off and then I went straight to the neighbor's house Playing with him and we saw people bathing the horse and holding the horse I was kicked by a friend, I crashed, at a glance my clothes got dirty, Cry
hehehe
already Thanks
13. tolong buatkan contoh dialog bahasa batak yang lucu! Please!!
Ise goarmu Babi Didia jabumu Mar kuburan
14. bahasa Inggrisnya lucu apa
Jawaban:
Bahasa Inggris lucu = funny
15. Contoh pidato bahasa inggris yang lucu dan singkat
Jawaban:
**Islam Bukan Agama Teroris**Assalamu’alaikum Wr. Wb.
Distinguished teachers, brothers and sisters,
Assalamu’alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh,
May peace and blessings of Allah be upon all of you.
It is a great honor for me to stand here now as the representative of my school to participate in this Annual Islamic Conference. Also it is an honor for me to be able to share with you some of my thoughts on how Islam is as a religion of peace which is unfortunately misunderstood by world societies today.
O my noble brothers,
Maintaining peace is one of the highest desires of mankind in this age and time. However, unfortunately peace is becoming more difficult to find anywhere. There is a lot of war going on in many places. Everyone consider themselves as the right ones and think of others as the wrong ones, without trying to better understand each other.
Islam offers the real peace for the whole of mankind. We do not say that Islam is the only religion which offers peace. However, the term ‘Islam’ itself derived the Arabic root ‘Salam’ which means peace or submission to the Will of Allah. Someone, who commits acts of terrorism, even if committed in the name of Islam, does not deserve to be called Muslims.
Indeed, the true Islam is that which contained in the Qur’an (Holy book of Islam) and in the Sunnah (The sayings of the prophet Muhammad SAW). And not everything that is said to be Islam is in considered part of the religion of Islam. It needs to be returned to the Qur’an and to the Sunnah.
Allah, the Most Merciful, said:
“And do not kill those souls whom Allah has prohibited unless justified by a due legal right” (Surah Al-An’am 6:151)
The Prophet of Muhammad (SAW) said, in an authentic hadeeth by Imam al-Bukhari,
“Whoever kills a non-Muslim who has an agreement with the Muslims then he will not smell the fragrance of Paradise”
In the other authentic hadeets by al-Bukhari, The Prophet of Muhammad (SAW) also said,
“A true Muslim, is that the one from whose tongue and hand Muslims are safe”
It is very clear that Islam give a warning against every acts of terrorism. And we surely understand, if the acts of terrorism are committed by a Muslim, meaning that they have violated Islamic rule within the Qur’an and Sunnah. Only people who love peace can be called as a truly Muslim.
O my noble brothers,
According to the United Stated (US) National Counter-Terrorism Center, Al-Qaeda kills over seven times more Muslims than non-Muslims. According to the United Nation’s report, Muslims are the largest victims of ISIS. According to the US State Department, Muslims are also the largest victims of terrorism in general. So, the only relationship between Islam and terrorism is Islam is the most victims of it.
Finally, this is the true Islam that I can explain to you today. Far away from the image raised by the media, the message of Islam actually offers a peace for the whole of mankind, against any forms of terrorism acts. All humans, whatever their religion, are invited to come and discover the peaceful message of Islam.
Let us all work together to maintain the peace. Let us hold hands together to create a peaceful paradise on earth. May Allah help us to do so. God bless us all. Ameen.
Wassalamu’alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.
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Penjelasan:
semoga membantu ya...16. Contoh dialog rekreatif yang lucu ?
Jawaban:
a; disekolah kamu siapa yang paling cantik?
b; aku
a; gak ada yang lain?
b; gak ada
a; loh, memang kamu sekolah dimana??
b; STM
a; UDAH PERNAH KESELEK LAMPU BOHLAM BELUM?
17. Bahasa inggrisnya lebih lucu?
more funny jawabannyavery funny maaf kalau salah
18. contoh text spoof yang lucu dan keren dalam bahasa inggris yang benar
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie."
:D
19. Dia sangat lucu bahasa inggrisnya
dia sangat lucu in english he/she is so cute
He is very funny
he is very cute
maaf kalo salah
20. Bahasa inggrisnya lebih lucu?
funnier
mungkin maafya klo slh
funnier.................
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